bees-knees: Always.  Until the square part of the spreader-thing can’t get at the cheese in the corners.  Then, it’s finger time.   onemoretimewithfeeling: What?? I always used the paddle!! What are we, neanderthal’s?? yourdp: (via eatsleepdraw) answer - no one.  ever.  I’ll take a string cheese too. Fun story: There’s a local company that packages these delicious treats of Elementary School lore. My job last summer was to design a machine that sorts and dispenses these little red sticks into individual containers, a palette of 18 at a time. It was by far the most mundane and  seriously embarrassing jobs to tell people about. Considering my previous responsibility at this job was to design the apparatus for a self-contained rapid HIV testing kit. The kicker, though, is the best part. The purpose of designing this machine is so that they don’t need a guy to do it by hand anymore! This company actually had a guy placing these little red sticks into the packages, one at a time, by hand. BY HAND. Thanks to me, that guy is out of a job now.

bees-knees:

Always.  Until the square part of the spreader-thing can’t get at the cheese in the corners.  Then, it’s finger time.  

onemoretimewithfeeling:

What?? I always used the paddle!! What are we, neanderthal’s??

yourdp:

(via eatsleepdraw)

answer - no one.  ever.  I’ll take a string cheese too.

Fun story: There’s a local company that packages these delicious treats of Elementary School lore. My job last summer was to design a machine that sorts and dispenses these little red sticks into individual containers, a palette of 18 at a time. It was by far the most mundane and  seriously embarrassing jobs to tell people about. Considering my previous responsibility at this job was to design the apparatus for a self-contained rapid HIV testing kit. The kicker, though, is the best part. The purpose of designing this machine is so that they don’t need a guy to do it by hand anymore!

This company actually had a guy placing these little red sticks into the packages, one at a time, by hand. BY HAND.

Thanks to me, that guy is out of a job now.