All these years.
After finding out that Kristen Bell was dating some dude named Dax Shephard I made it my life goal to know nothing about the man.
He would become some sort of fictional character. Nonexistent in reality.
Today that comes crashing down.
I now know what and who a Dax Shephard is. Needless to say, I’ve seen his face a million times but have never known his name.
I’m going to try and continue my pretend reality where he doesn’t exist.
Sigh.