All these years.

After finding out that Kristen Bell was dating some dude named Dax Shephard I made it my life goal to know nothing about the man.

He would become some sort of fictional character. Nonexistent in reality.

Today that comes crashing down.

I now know what and who a Dax Shephard is. Needless to say, I’ve seen his face a million times but have never known his name.

I’m going to try and continue my pretend reality where he doesn’t exist.

Sigh.