Rule Number 1

May 26

Mom’s getting a new puppy!

A double doodle, which is apparently the mutt of a golden doodle and a labradoodle.

These are the parents! The mom is the one on the right.

Any female name suggestions?

Yummmmmmmm (Taken with instagram)

I’m at a gay bar

I’m suddenly reminded of how incredibly attractive I am.

May 25

Someone say hi to me on Skype.

Je suis bored.

Alex.wright5

(Source: changetheworldlaugh, via theghostof-harrenhal)

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May 24

Oh Hey Cat Deely

Missed you.

Who’s going to watch SYTYCD religiously with me this summer?

I think I might be able to keep interest this season. I haven’t been terribly into it since season 4.

Nick Jojola and Tony Mac are the same person!

I’m on to you HTC

This didn’t turn out funny for me, so it stays in the tags.

Oh crap I have to write a thesis now.

Bugger.

May 23

Watch this.

It will break your heart and help you understand mental illness much better.

I lost the game

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scarlett—thunder replied to your post: Finally getting around to watching the SNL finale

Ignore my last question!

OK