February 2011
If A Woman Can't Walk Around Pantsless In Her...
In case you missed the point.
I shaved my beard off.
Worry not! It will be back to ‘sex-me-up’ scruff in 5 days.
12 days will bring ‘I-Should-Chop-Down-A-Tree’ Beard.
Some good things must come to an end.
I’m about to make a big change.
Just saw a protest picture on CNN
There was a guy with a McGill sweatshirt!
McGill!
Canada!
Fuck Yeah!
January 2011
thelyingdays replied to your photo: I feel as though I look pretty good today.
you are the most confident person ever, i’m pretty sure. : ]
Confidence mixed with insecurity comes across as being a dick though.
Constant need for reassurance rising. RISING. RISING!
I'm so upset by the CRTC
:(
Realization
It’s now been over a year since Tumblarity went away.
I'll say it again
Man was not designed to shave his own back.
Dicky Ecklund!
What a surprise
Is the sound on the SAG Awards fucked up for...
CURSE YOU GLOBALLLLLL
danajen asked: Haha comparing Damien Cox to Glen Beck isn't too far off, actually. As far as douchebag status, anyway. But as far as the all star game they did it differently this year and made a pool of all stars and then did a fantasy draft where two captains took turns picking like in gym class.
So yeah, it's still an honour to be selected to play at the all-star game and if it was...
So yeah, it's still an honour to be selected to play at the all-star game and if it was...
I must say
That young man, number 4 for Arsenal, he was a hell of a substitute. He really made the difference in that game for the final 20 minutes.
I feel like he could have a bright future with this squad.
;)
My girlfriend can't pronounce gif right.
loveanddrevenge:
bendthelight:
salsa-shark:
She says “jiff” and I have to remind her that peanut butter is not my blog. Choosy moms would not choose my blog.
wait, that’s how i say it, too
…There’s another way to say it?
Your girlfriend pronounces gif properly.
You’re a tool.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphics_Interchange_Format#Pronunciation
jheath asked: It's Las Vegas. That's the show in that joke. Burn Notice is on USA, and since we're on the subject, I happen to own seasons 1-3 on DVD. Shut up.
peoniespearlspromises asked: How come "being someone's secret" is relevant to your life right now?
It’s so much easier to watch SNL in its entirety when you don’t live in the Atlantic time zone.
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Adventureland
A man is sad because he has a job.
mikerickson replied to your post: whisperoftheshot replied to your post: I want to…
What about me?
Do you have a vagina, Mike?
whisperoftheshot replied to your post: I want to do science in the shower.
is this an invitation?
Not to you Justin, not to you.
I want to do science in the shower.
The sound I made when Andy Samberg showed up as...
I do not want to be your secret any more.
OMG relevant.
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WatchMy video response to “favourite type of lingerie on a girl?”
anatumtum replied to your photo: Healthy cart is healthy. Most likely expensive…
why not red peppers!!
I already have one.
There’s an orange one in there too.
Also, It WAS expensive. I assumed correctly.
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