Rule Number 1


  1. There’s a puppy!

    There’s a puppy!

  2. Haaaaaangout
  3. theclearlydope:

Personally, I like the type of booty that requires the jaws of life to get it out of a swing. 
via itsfunnytome: http://kaifolog.ru

That’s a standard bolt cutter.

    theclearlydope:

    Personally, I like the type of booty that requires the jaws of life to get it out of a swing. 

    via itsfunnytomehttp://kaifolog.ru

    That’s a standard bolt cutter.

    (via coreythedopest)

  4. Friday treat.

    Friday treat.

  5. OMG

    OMG

  6. kateoplis:

    NACA

    I wish my wind tunnel was this big.

    (via engineeringisawesome)

  7. Thoughts while deleting messages

    neonlily:

    mauditanglais:

    mikerickson:

    • And then that other time when Krista secretly asked me to come up with a workout schedule for Alex

    WHOA. WHOA. THIS IS A BIGGER SCANDAL THAN, WELL, EVERYTHING IN CANADA AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT.

    Whoa whoa. Alex knew about this afterwards.

    I knew Beforehand

  8. What are you tryin’ to say here?

    What are you tryin’ to say here?

  9. MOHINDER

  10. victoria-q-nerdballs:

    actual reaction

  11. spydrz:

josefa7:

Tumblr/David Karp on Jeopardy

Oh I know! I know!

No wonder he makes so many terrible decisions. What a dummy.

    spydrz:

    josefa7:

    Tumblr/David Karp on Jeopardy

    Oh I know! I know!

    No wonder he makes so many terrible decisions. What a dummy.

    (via codeit)

  12. Google hangouts

    mikeypizzle:

    Now that’s its a stand alone app on both android and iOS feel free to chat me up there. I’m so bored and lonely.

    What Mr. Pizzle said.

    wright.alexj at google mail dot computer

  13. theonion:

Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional: Full Report


Tell that to all those fuckers who expected me to watch that Kony 2012 video.
Fuckin’ 30 minutes? Fuck that shit.

    theonion:

    Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional: Full Report

    Tell that to all those fuckers who expected me to watch that Kony 2012 video.

    Fuckin’ 30 minutes? Fuck that shit.

    (via synecdoche)

  14. fishingboatproceeds:

    code-red-arthur:

    festusthehappydragon:

    darkstoriesofthenorth:

    for-one-shining-moment:

     

    subliminal-mind-duck:

    John Green’s car breaks down

    The Fault in Our Cars

    John Green gets locked in a pub

    The Fault in Our Bars

    John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

    The Fault in Our Czars

    John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

    The Fault in Our Rawrs

    John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains. 

    The Fault in Jafar. 

    I can play this game, too, tumblr!

    John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.

    The Fault in Our Lars.

    John Green writes a book about a planet whose magnetic field has dissipated making it uninhabitable.

    The Fault in Our Mars.

  15. howto-kissdistinctly-american:

This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.

Laughing like a maniac.

    howto-kissdistinctly-american:

    This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.

    Laughing like a maniac.

    (via caracaracara)