There’s a puppy!
Personally, I like the type of booty that requires the jaws of life to get it out of a swing.
That’s a standard bolt cutter.
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Friday treat.
OMG
WHOA. WHOA. THIS IS A BIGGER SCANDAL THAN, WELL, EVERYTHING IN CANADA AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT.
Whoa whoa. Alex knew about this afterwards.
I knew Beforehand
What are you tryin’ to say here?
MOHINDER
actual reaction
Now that’s its a stand alone app on both android and iOS feel free to chat me up there. I’m so bored and lonely.
What Mr. Pizzle said.
wright.alexj at google mail dot computer
Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional: Full Report
Tell that to all those fuckers who expected me to watch that Kony 2012 video.
Fuckin’ 30 minutes? Fuck that shit.
(via synecdoche)
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in Our Rawrs
John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.
The Fault in Jafar.
I can play this game, too, tumblr!
John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.
The Fault in Our Lars.
John Green writes a book about a planet whose magnetic field has dissipated making it uninhabitable.
The Fault in Our Mars.
howto-kissdistinctly-american:
This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.
Laughing like a maniac.
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